How not to be a Fashion Criminal?

Fashion Faux Paus

WARNING: Please don't hate me, I hate the sin, not the sinner. It's not the fashion, it's the personality.

My guide to all the women and men out there who think that they are doing it right.

1. Too many fancy clips in your hair, too many bobby pins. AVOID!!

2.Overdoing the BeeHive. Not everyone can be Amy Winehouse now.Can they?

3. Powder face-too much Powder on face or neck. AVOID!!

4. There is thing called Smoky look, but what is with the Racoon look? Avoid the smudge. 

5. Please do not put a darker Lip liner on a Lighter shade of lipstick.

6. Please do not put RED/any-dark lipstick with a heavy EYE make up, until you are Angelina Jolie.

7. Please put nail paints on both the hands. Keep your nails long or small, (Try Small) but do it evenly. Same goes for Toe nails. Same nail paint on all 20 nails, or nothing !! If its art, swag it sweet!

8. Don't Show: Butt Cleavage, Muffin Top. 

How?
-Wear a long Top, wear a belt, wear a jeans of a good brand, avoid buying top with the size your wore three years ago. 

9.  Sandals and socks???

     Ballerinas and Socks?

    

What are you, A three year old barbie-crazy girl, An old man,  Homeless Drug addict or Sarah Jessica Parker?

If none of the above, Don't wear socks with any one of them.

Summary:

Say NO To:

• Socks with sandals - especially Jesus sandals 
• Nylons with open toed shoes 
• CROCS! 
• Clear bra straps - they just look cheap.
• Stripper heels/Baby killers - I love wearing heels, but it's really hard to find normal heels that won't kill small children were you to accidentally step on them

Now some reality check for Men.

1. You wear White socks with your running shoes and your Jeans, to your office? 

Spoiler Alert !!

You are a loser. (At least as long as your fashion statement is concerned.)

White socks are only meant for a sports day out. Period.
Sneakers are meant for the same, as long as you don't confuse them with Running shoes.

Understand the difference.

• These are Sneakers:

Them, you can wear them with Jeans or Chinos(Casual or Formal), Khakis.

• These are Running shoes, Wear the white socks only with them.

You cannot wear white socks with Trousers, or Office cargo/chinos or whatever it is.

Wear them only for one purpose, SPORTS.

2. Wear the same color belt and shoes,.

They cannot be of  separate colors, brown belt won’t go with black shoes and vice versa.

3. Stop wearing those flat front jeans with your tee shirt or shirt tucked in. No one is interested in your ugly groin.

4. Please don’t get your eyebrows done to a level that a women complements you for them.

NOTE: I will keep updating this list, as long as i see you criminals out there !!